My post is up on BlogHer (go look. I'll wait. Be sure to notice I am SPOTLIGHTED on the left of the page..) today, after they had a glitch in posting it last week. I blame The Rapture, since my post was not Rapture-supportive.
I was supposed to be featured on the Home Page as well, but that is still MIA.
I blame The Rapture.
In fact, I am going to blame The Rapture for everything that doesn't go my way for the next three months. By then, The Rapture, Part Deaux should be in full swing.
Cable bill is late? Rapture.
Laundry piling up? That's normal, no...RAPTURE!
Late to meeting....you know..it was THE RAP-CHA...
Harold Camping, thanks for being my scapegoat. Love ya.
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Showing posts with label BlogHer feature. Show all posts
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
The Rapture is No Match for The Onion's Self Promoting Behavior
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Wednesday, June 01, 2011
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Thursday, May 26, 2011
Better than Sex and Carbs...Almost
Today was becoming one of those mornings. I had another meeting at a local coffee place with a potential client who can't make his mind up. Or isn't sure what he wants. Or neither. Or both. Or at least, can't make his mind up to the level which would facilitate spending money to see his ideas become reality. I am trying hard not to help him for free, but i have that can't-shut-up-problem.
So I am still at the coffee shop, wondering why this fellow can't make a decision to move forward. And planning yet another bday party for the other baboo.
I have been working for free quite a bit lately, of my own volition and sometimes because i am a know-it-all and I just can't help myself. I am hoping karma will catch me up with paying clients in spades.
Do you hear that karma?
I said DO YOU HEAR THAT KARMA?
Luckily my other paying clients and Special Agent are keeping me in electricity and the occasional Chai Tea.
I might have pouted a little, but I received an email from the wonderful and astounding Mona Gable from BlogHer who wrote that they "loved" a seriously half-ass post I wrote from the couch called literally..Posts From the Couch - Lucky Ducks.
I am to be featured TOMORROW on the BlogHer homepage (!!)) and in the BlogHer SPOTLIGHT (you heard me) on their Feminist topic area as a part of a new section called Funny Women.
Yay.
Yay.
Double yay.
Wonder and amazement! Laziness paying off! Again!
I think I owe some of those in the photos a doughnut for helping me in this endeavor. Unfortunately, The Rapture took 'em.
More doughnuts for me....
So I am still at the coffee shop, wondering why this fellow can't make a decision to move forward. And planning yet another bday party for the other baboo.
I have been working for free quite a bit lately, of my own volition and sometimes because i am a know-it-all and I just can't help myself. I am hoping karma will catch me up with paying clients in spades.
Do you hear that karma?
I said DO YOU HEAR THAT KARMA?
Luckily my other paying clients and Special Agent are keeping me in electricity and the occasional Chai Tea.
I might have pouted a little, but I received an email from the wonderful and astounding Mona Gable from BlogHer who wrote that they "loved" a seriously half-ass post I wrote from the couch called literally..Posts From the Couch - Lucky Ducks.
I am to be featured TOMORROW on the BlogHer homepage (!!)) and in the BlogHer SPOTLIGHT (you heard me) on their Feminist topic area as a part of a new section called Funny Women.
Yay.
Yay.
Double yay.
Wonder and amazement! Laziness paying off! Again!
I think I owe some of those in the photos a doughnut for helping me in this endeavor. Unfortunately, The Rapture took 'em.
More doughnuts for me....
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