Does anyone else feel like they kind of wish they had to throw up after the toilets are sparkling and hygienically clean, since this is the MOST opportune time to put your face near the john? You could even lay your face on the side with reckless abandon at this very moment.
Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
(I miss you, cleaning lady.)
5 comments:
I don't feel like I wish I had to throw up, but I do know for a fact that one person in my house LOVES to (ahem) christen, shall we say, a freshly scrubbed terlet. He'll deny this to the end of his days, but it's true. And also, I have a bedazzler if you would like to gussy up your terlet brush. Just sayin'
I can't say that I've ever had that urge. Nope, never.
Going on 18+ years since I've driven the porcelain bus. Don't really wanna break my record. ;o)
The fact that you quoted Ferris Bueller's Day Off makes this an uber-cool blog, nice work!
I throw rose petals on the sidewalk to greet my cleaning woman, Kathy the Wonderful every week.
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