Friday, March 18, 2011

Seriously Random Thought of the Day..

I am tirelessly wielding the toilet brush today (sexy, no?) and I am wondering this:

Does anyone else feel like they kind of wish they had to throw up after the toilets are sparkling and hygienically clean, since this is the MOST opportune time to put your face near the john? You could even lay your face on the side with reckless abandon at this very moment.

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

(I  miss you, cleaning lady.)



5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't feel like I wish I had to throw up, but I do know for a fact that one person in my house LOVES to (ahem) christen, shall we say, a freshly scrubbed terlet. He'll deny this to the end of his days, but it's true. And also, I have a bedazzler if you would like to gussy up your terlet brush. Just sayin'

Danger Boy said...

I can't say that I've ever had that urge. Nope, never.

Ute said...

Going on 18+ years since I've driven the porcelain bus. Don't really wanna break my record. ;o)

Lazarus said...

The fact that you quoted Ferris Bueller's Day Off makes this an uber-cool blog, nice work!

Mrs. Tuna said...

I throw rose petals on the sidewalk to greet my cleaning woman, Kathy the Wonderful every week.