Old enough to know better than to ask someone to guess my age.
B. Bed size:
Queen size, routinely inhabited with dogs or cats. Or both.
C. Chore you Hate:
Um..all of them. That's why its called a CHORE. If I liked it, it would be called a HOBBY...
Corgi and Chihuahua. We used to have an Irish Wolfhound. We are people of extremes.
E. Essential start to your day:
News. Before the eyes fully open, the news comes on. Charlie Sheen has been a real wake up treat this week. What a tool.
F. Favorite color:
Brown. Yes, it is. It is too! Don't judge.
G. Gold or silver:
I. Instruments you play:
The Blackberry and I am actually quite good.
J. Job title:
Public Relations Consultant and general know-it-all.
Yes. Special Agent and I love the Baboos.
Yes. I'll live.
M. Mum's name:
The Garden, of which the onion sprung. Fertilized by horse shit.
The Onion and whatever people call me behind my back.
O. Overnight hospital stays:
Two stays after the birth of each of the Baboo's. Special Agent and I couldn't wait to spring out of the joint and get a hamburger with our new offspring. The nurses thought Special Agent was trying to bully me to leave early, but really it was all about a grilled burger.
P. Pet peeve:
Misspellings - I had to make sure I didn't misspell that.
Q. Quote from a movie:
Oh man, where do i start? I have a movie line for almost every occasion.
"these are not the droids you are looking for" is said often here.
R. Righty or Lefty:
It's righty tighty, lefty loosey, same as always.
You saw her. She is the nice one.
T. Time you wake up:
5:55 so i can turn on GMA to get my daily dose of Charlie Sheen, etc.
V. Vegetables you dislike:
Cauliflower. It isn't even a flower.
W. What makes you run late:
life in general. And secret robots.
X. X-rays you've had:
None. I am a pacifist and I don't like sports. A fat guy fell on me skating once, and I am sure I had a broken finger, so I quit sports altogether after that tragic incident.
Y. Yummy food you make:
A lot! I like to cook. (Thanks, I like to play ((ting.)) Now there is a movie quote.
Z. Zoo animal favorite:
Giraffe. When i saw one at the Denver zoo, if leaned over the railing and licked my niece on the face. Scary an cool. And glad it wasn't my face.
Ok, your turn...