The Onion, on Being Thankful - 2011 Edition

This year I am thankful for self -control: I wrote a lovely post about some things I am thankful for previous to this one and Blogger appears to have eaten it. It was spell checked and ready to fly.  I am tempted to hurl my laptop through the picture window in honor of the two hours I will never get back. Deep breaths.

Dear Blogger. I hate you.

Maybe Pilgrims did it.