I have been preparing and packing for our trip to the Dominican Republic, in which I have
|This is the moment I realized I had tossed my Blackberry |
in the suitcase at some point in the packing process 10 layers down.
|Listen...can you hear typing?|
As I lounge on the couch, watching informercials of 30-day body challenges, I realize that I am about 30 days behind in the process with regard to a beach ready body. Oh well, I purposely picked an Americanized resort after a bad experience with a lot of hot Europeans several years ago on our Mexico trip. I hadn't realized real people could be that good looking.
|I have never felt so American....it was the mental equivalent|
of wearing black socks with sandals....
But....(and I mean that figuratively)..I think I will sit on his other side.