((Cue Narrator)) Once upon a time The Onion had a short span of free time, so she started a blog (Sound familiar?). The Onion wrote several posts and when it wasn't picked up immediately for a book contract (or she got an actual job which required work) the blog was forgotten about. It was a mean spirited blog called, The Freaks I Meet. Amazingly, The Onion found it tonight in the Blogspot archives, but has no clue how to get access to it again, since it was 5 years of passwords ago. Please enjoy the blogging stylings of The Onion, circa 2006...because she did the work, dammit. She wants someone to read it.
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 01, 2006