Boo. Hate you taxes.
WHY are you so damn complicated? Why do you require so many different and confusing pages where even the directions are complicated? We are simple humans.
And why is the IRS so dastardly that they don't even require a P.O. box in all areas?
"Where to File Your Taxes" (for Form 1120S)
The Oklahoma girls would say "raaaaiiiiinnndddduuuummmm..." (Say it to yourself like a Southern 22 year old. Fun, right?)
Being a quitter has the upside of taking Special Agent and I out of a higher tax bracket, yay. (Besides my joyful consulting life and the Baboos remembering who I am, I am glad there is an ONE financial upside to wandering away from the corporate world of 401ks and expense accounts..)
Sorry Uncle Sammy, we are getting a refund. It has been a while for us and frankly, we were tired of paying for other people who don't have to pay their rent, medical bills, or other nonsense the rest of we responsible humans are required to pay. Those same folks ALWAYS seem to get a refund and then use their refund to get a tattoo. Or new boobs. Special Agent and I pay off debts and might do something fun with a portion, maybe save some for a rainy day.
We will not get tattoos.
Or boobs (either of us)
Being responsible blows.
I had to mail in a portion of my return since those bastards at Turbo Tax did not include all of the forms I needed in their Home and Business package (and I even upgraded!). I was not about to pay another $149.95, so Uncle Sam is getting my 1120S via snail mail.
Damn. No envelopes!!!
A Christmas card envelope will do. It's a little festive, so I added Christmas stamps too. Don't judge, at least its in the mail, pre-Texas Trip.
|Dear IRS, Merry tax season...to me!|